STA-Baller's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dangers of School]

hmmm

Its too slow and people like me with no patience cannot stand these kind of movies because the voice actor is talking VERY VERY slow aswell as the movie speed! And y didnt the guy have a mouth? Where the hell is his voice comming from? You should learn lip syncing from me, just e-mail me and ill teach you, otherwise its boring! And ur characters should move. Sory to say but you've abused this idea of a movie with funny potential and people could would like it if it was well made. Hey, maybe me and u can re-do this thing, im sure it will become awesome!

[Zelda (work in progress)]

uhh, yeah, i dont quite understand...

how the hell did this make it to daily top 5?

[Super Mario Killer Jump]

LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH! DAMN FUNNY! HE GOT SQUASHED! OMG! NICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[Bonus Stage #4: Yuletide]

1 word

gay

[The Thanksgiving Turkey]

wat the fuck just happened?

it went by so fast, pictures blinkin out of no where. g2g drink sum alcohol!