STA-Baller's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dangers of School]

hmmm

Its too slow and people like me with no patience cannot stand these kind of movies because the voice actor is talking VERY VERY slow aswell as the movie speed! And y didnt the guy have a mouth? Where the hell is his voice comming from? You should learn lip syncing from me, just e-mail me and ill teach you, otherwise its boring! And ur characters should move. Sory to say but you've abused this idea of a movie with funny potential and people could would like it if it was well made. Hey, maybe me and u can re-do this thing, im sure it will become awesome!

[Zelda (work in progress)]

uhh, yeah, i dont quite understand...

how the hell did this make it to daily top 5?

[Foamy: Eye Stigmata]

WTF?

WHY ON EARTH DID U CHANGE FOAMY'S VOICE? THE NEW ONE SOUNDS LIKE CRAP! CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tribute To My Dad]

LMFAO! AHAHAHAHAH! OMG! AHAHAHAH!

"me on speak-POW BAM POW!"HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG HAHAH SO FUKIN FUNNY! IM WATCHIN IT AGAIN!

[son bitch counter strike]

Awesome, its so very true

I play RTCW online, the same situation happens, the stupid admin set the gravity to 0, then while the other team is up in the air, he puts the gravity to 1000 and watches all the other team members get thier limbs blown off from falling 100000 feet from the air! To refrain from gettin gibbed, i gotta watch out that I don't jump, not untill he puts the gravity back the way it was. Fortunatly, ive never seen an admin use god mode to cheat. But the worst part it that the servers with the stupid ass admins are the ones that give you a low PING and no lagging. Thankyou, and too all those gay-ass admins:Go fuck youself in the ass you S.O.B.!!!

[Super Mario Killer Jump]

LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH! DAMN FUNNY! HE GOT SQUASHED! OMG! NICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[Flash Wars]

ummm, lets see here

first of all, the guns are too modern for D-Day, they had Thomsons and MP40's in WWII. They did not have AK-47's that modern. And another thing, the sniper gun was way too high tech, they did not have those kinds, they had Mauser Rifles, the ones in MOHAA. Play Return To Castle Wolfenstein and you will learn all the guns u need to know.

ayegowj responds:

Hey, flash files are fighting. Does it really have to make sense?

[Bonus Stage #4: Yuletide]

1 word

gay

[-=THE SNIPER=-]

very not world war 2

ok, first of all, the soldiers barely had any scopes on their mauser rifles. Most of em didnt have it. And the looks of it, the scope's crosshair looked very high tech, relative to the ones we have now a days. If you really wanna know how the WWII guns looked like, purchase the game Return To Castle Wolfenstein. MP40's, Thomsons, Lugers, Colt.45's, Mauser Rifles, all the weapons, and u can remake this crappy piece of nonsense!

Diazr2K responds:

Have you ever heard of a Flux Capacitator? Obviously not.

[The Thanksgiving Turkey]

wat the fuck just happened?

it went by so fast, pictures blinkin out of no where. g2g drink sum alcohol!